Hungry at Events

No one told you that you will be alone and hungry at weddings, birthday parties, etc. Unless you have your mother, father, sister, husband to scold, yep you're flying solo with your baby. Example: You rush to get yourself ready and your baby to attend an event, in the meantime you had no time to eat (don't want to mess up that makeup!) Your goal is to make a flawless, grand entrance; in mommy terms that means: walk-in with no food on the babies face or clothes or yours, and looking glam like it's effortless. Fast forward to munch time, yes we all attend events for the food and you are starving. Your homies from back in the day are there too and the only difference is they are still single with no kids. Your homies, yes the ones you would party and get drunk with, yep yep, they stood in the buffet line and have their plates, and have gotten their munch on. Oh wait, who's that sitting in the corner with a crying toddler. THAT'S YOU, I mean me, poor little me. Bottom line, don't expect everyone to get it, unless they have what you have they won't get it. So have empathy and lots of protein bars stashed in your diaper bag.